March 2012
“Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...”
– Edgar Allan Poe
Today is February 29th. Better reblog this cause...
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
February 2012
English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mère est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
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School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
